Pink’s Grammy performance
If I had attempting this I would have awkwardly fallen from 30 feet in the air, landed on my stomach, threw up, then been electrocuted by a wet microphone.
…all at the same time.
Luck?
Why are some people lucky and other people unlucky? Either there is some unseen factor or luck doesn’t exist. I always prefer an explanation for these sort of things and would like to believe that luck is something that does exist. I have decided to try some things out. We’ll see what happens.
Swine flu
H1N1 Vaccine Patent Filed (2007) Long Before the Swine Flue Virus Was Spread.
Start off from here http://portal.uspto.gov/external/portal/pair and when you get to the search page make sure “application number” is checked off and in the search field put in the application number of: 60/966,724
When it opens the page click on the tab “Image File Wrapper” then select “Specifications” and go to page “13″ of the specifications. Here you will see the virus references to the viruses as noted above and it did so on “08/28/07″ long before the virus was promoted as a “New and Deadly Strain” morphed out of a pig farm in Mexico.
Artificially Induced Psychosis
I can’t say “I’ve seen it all” but thanks to YouTube I’m getting pretty close…
Morning woods
This morning the sun was a deep red coming out from behind the trees while I stood outside waiting for my dog to “do its business”. A truck distracted both of us while it headed into the woods behind my house. Looks like it was recently purchased because of the temporary sticker in the back window. A boy and a girl having fun with their new 4×4. The thing is, they didn’t even make it through the entrance before they got stuck. I laughed inside. So many people make there way back behind the woods to party, drink, do drugs, whatever. I’ve even felt compelled to call the cops on several occasions but I know that once I do, I will officially become the grumpy old man of the neighborhood. Sadly, it only took about 5 minutes for someone to come with their ginormous truck and pull them out. Maybe rednecks can hear the distress signals of their brethren just like wasps call for backup when attacked. If they had a “bat signal” would it be the outline of a shotgun, a carburetor, or a beer bottle? … or maybe they just know where everyone is at all times because they’re all related.